What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:22
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
No, not a chance
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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